Friday, September 26, 2008

System Reboot

Kavita,

This is your body speaking. You are required to complete a full system reboot A.S.A.P. No ifs, ands or buts. You need to do whatever you need to to get the zippy-zap back in to Kavita. As your body, I am suffering from work-related stress. Symptoms include fatigue, hopelessness, headaches, lack of motivation to do growing mound of laundry and take Shila out for a walk, low energy and a general feeling of blah.

Please choose from the following activities:

- hot bath complimented with wine and jazz music
- staying in bed the whole day watching TV
- yoga...lots of yoga
- journaling
- painting canvas
- putting the music up high and dancing like Michael Jackson
- lots of hugs from Rich
- lots of naps

If you do not listen to your body, you are liable to experience the following:
- migraines
- dizzy spell
- crabiness at work
- Rich will continually look puzzled at you
- Shila will continually look puzzled at you
- no clean laundry

Again, you are required to complete a full system reboot as soon as you can and I repeat that this is a requirement.

2 comments:

aartilla the fun said...

hahahahahahaa!

i choose wine and jazz

and hugs

:)

i hope you're feeling better.

-x-

Anonymous said...

Oh dear K, I hope you have been doing all of those things and that you now have your system fully re-booted! Does chatting with friends help too?? XX