A funk, some rambling and a beauty secret

I've started several posts in the past week and not finished them. I have lost interest every time! I don't think it helps that I'm going through a bit of a funk. Yes, read my lips. F-u-n-k. Just feeling blah, blah, blah. House is a mess no matter how much I clean, don't have a wedding location confirmed, evenings feel monotonous, TMJ is flaring up, bored and busy at work....blah, blah, blah. Funk, funk, funk. I know it will pass and till then I'm taking one day at a time and obsessing about glazed doughnuts. And I have to admit that I'm in a bit of snarky mood. ps - I love the word snarky. It's deliciously wonderful to use. Try it if you haven't already.

(insert 5 minutes of me looking mindlessly at the TV)

See...I lost interest in this post already. I found myself watching but not really watching fiance's favorite tv show - Lost. I really don't get that show. Do you? Any Lost followers amongst my followers? If so, please do explain. I just don't get the show.

But you know what show I do get? The Bachelor!! LOVE IT! Its my favorite show on TV right now - it's my guilty pleasure. I could sit and talk about it for hours and stay interested in the conversation too. I wouldn't aimlessly stare at the wall, the TV or the birds outside I promise. The Bachelor - Jason - is one of my favorites. Not only good looking with a rock solid chest (mouth-watering I tell you) he actually seems like a geniunely good guy. Not a sleaze like some of the other bachelors. Blech. The girls vying for his love are so-so. I don't have many favorites but they do provide drama which I love watching! I live a fairly simple and drama-free life so watching it is definitely part of that guilty pleasure. :) And fiance watches it with me too. In fact I have to wait until he's showered and ready to sit down for the evening in order for me to even turn it on. It's ok, he's man enough for me to blog about it to everybody.

What else is milling around in my head? I think at some point I had some thoughts about this whole business of blogging. I can't remember on whose blog this was but somebody left some pretty rude comments on Inaugaration night and they commented as 'anonymous'. Let me tell you if I have one pet peeve it would be people racing on the roads in their flashy beamers flashing their lights at my beautiful rear. If I had two pet peeves it would include anonymous commenters. I think Laura had one the other day too. How cowardly. I am fortunate enough to not have had any anonymous comments. Well...actually I take that back. Now that I think about it there was one post that generated a couple of those and really that person gave away their 'anonymity' right away. Riduculous. Yey for comment moderation.

Sigh. Did I mention that I was in a snarky mood? That's right. I'm snarking it up. Snark-snark.

Anything else to snark about or should I leave well alone for the evening? Hmm, I might have to stop for now otherwise I might generate some more anonymous comments. :)

If you have any tips for getting out of your funks, please let me know. I wouldn't mind hearing a thing or two. I have tap-dancing tomorrow evening and if I remember to take my celebrex first thing tomorrow my class should be a good time. I love you Christina! (of the Aguilera variety). I swear...I am not getting sick of that song ~ Ain't No Other Man. I think it must be impossible for anybody to sit absolutely still through that number. You go Christina! My girlfriends in class ad-lib the dances at times because it's just too much fun.

So I'll end on a good note.


You weren't expecting that, were you?

So why is there an image of Neutrogena Body Oil in this post? Well it's because my skin has been incredibly soft as of late! My sister first recommended this product to me. What is it? It's a very (very) light body oil with a heavenly almond fragrance that lulls you into a completely relaxed state. I've actually been using it for about a year or two but I daftly have been using it in the shower and mostly because of it's yummy smell. The other day I came up with an ingenius idea to read the back of the bottle. Why it says to actually apply after the shower after towel-drying. Uh-duh! Within 3 days my skin is silky soft. In fact after my shower today I was too lazy and snarky to apply it but yet right now my skin is still soft as a baby's hiney. I would offer you my arm (or hiney if you're special) right now to touch and I promise that you would inadvertently be caught saying "ahhhhh, so soft". I swear.

So anway I leave you with that - a good ending. I'm actually a little surprized. When I started this new post I thought for sure that it would only be a paragraph long. And now here I am, way down on the page granted I've been rambling for most of it. If you've got this far, you're champ. If you didn't get this far, good for you. You obviously know what's better for you!! Ha!